Consulting in quitting ranked
We professionally certify that you are washed at CS. No coaching, no "one more ranked", no crosshair placement analysis. Just the truth, on paper, with a stamp.
This hereby certifies the official resignation from ranked, from "the last one" and from the idea that the problem was the ping.
Every plan includes one assessment session, a signed diploma and access to the private support group "I Uninstalled".
You privately admit your reflexes are gone. No physical diploma, just peace of mind and a smurf account you never open again.
An analyst reviews your demos every month and gently confirms the problem was not the ping, nor the mouse, nor the team.
We uninstall the game, hide the hours on your profile and send the clan a professionally written farewell message, scheduled for Friday evening.
The issuer
GlidePathServices
Issuer of findings
ARCHIVED8
Years without an ace
Ești Terminat is made by GlidePathServices, one man with a laptop who was the IGL of an amateur team until the night he called rush B in overtime, at 15-15, with three kits and no smokes.
Since then we certify, with the same rigour others put into their aim_botz warm-up, that there is no point anymore. No VOD review, no "you still have potential", no "one more and we are done". The site is a joke; the company that built it is not.
1.247
Clutches missed
312
Players washed
0
Crosshair tips
Rushed B alone, on an eco round, with a Deagle. Four times in a row.
Bought an AWP on eco. The team found out from the kill feed.
Dropped the bomb and went to the bathroom. Deciding round.
Being washed is not enough. It has to be proven. Write the name, pick the round that ended your career, match the style and take the diploma home. Issued on the spot, free, no VOD review.
Generated on your phone or computer. We send nothing anywhere and keep no names.
“I paid for Gold Nova. I got back two thousand hours, which I was spending dying first on mid anyway.”
Available outside ranked hours, for assessments and plan sign-ups. We reply within 24 hours, unless we are in queue.
Location
Spawn. Permanently.
Hours
Whenever you cannot face another ranked
Contact
renuntare@esti-terminat.com
We have recorded that you are washed. We will contact you within 24 hours, probably. (demo concept, the form sends nothing)